Get off my Butt!
Note to the stupid lady that was tailgating me on the highway this morning:
- I am already going 80 MPH in the fast lane. I am not going to slow down to get in the slow lane just because you think 80 is not fast enough.
- You were probably flashing your lights at me, but I couldn't tell because you were SO CLOSE to me that I COULDN'T SEE YOUR HEADLIGHTS!!!!
- After you DID manage to pass me, tailgating that Semi-truck in the same fashion was retarded.
- You might think I am mad, but I'm not. I take comfort in the fact that the process of Natural Selection will soon remove you from the herd.
posted by Big A @ 10:22 AM
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Oh yeah, all the time. The lady this morning was definitely an Obliviot and an ImporTant rolled into one. She would probably call me a Left Lane Vigilante, but I don't think it counts if I was going 80.
Hello?!?!?! When are we getting a diet update? It's getting pretty late in the day.
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