Strike 2 for the Skippy Car
Another chapter in the ongoing saga of the skiipy car muffler problems unfolded last night. Driving home from a disappointing Sox game last night I got pulled over by the Massachusetts State Police for my Muffler - or rather for my lack of a muffler. I informed him that the muffler had fallen off recently and I was planning to get it fixed as soon as I could so he let me off with a verbal warning. I wonder how much longer I can get away with it? I think that the real reason I got pulled over was because it was 1 a.m. I'm sure that if it had been a more reasonable time of day, he wouldn't have bothered. Also, does over two months ago still count as "recently"?
posted by Big A @ 10:36 AM
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I can't believe you haven't gotten that fixed yet. Poor Skippy car.
Have you ever MET me?
Your wife is a good woman. That's the nicest thing I could think up to say.
The term "recently" is relative. If you were talking about eating or sleeping, that would definitely not be recently; but if you were talking about someone having had a baby or getting married or graduating from somewhere than that could probably be considered pretty recent. You just have to figure out which category a muffler falling off falls into. My evaluation is that you can have a clear conscience about having said recently in this situation.
What is that supposed to mean?
Ok, so I remembered it wrong. I actually said it fell off "the other day". Is that better or worse?
Also, the cop asked me if I had been pulled over before and I said "NOT recently".
Maybe you should just buy a Camaro.
oh, man. If Gas wasn't $3 a gallon, I might.
Don't you think you should inform everyone of Skippy's death?
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