She Thinks I'm Cute......or does she?
Checked my "myspace" page today for the first time in a long time and got a good laugh. In my messages, there was a personal message:
Hey Biga,
How's it goin? I'm Kristy, I just moved to the Cedarville area and I wanna meet a nice guy around here :-). I moved here to Ohio a couple of weeks ago for work and now that I'm here I have nobody to hang out with! I read your profile... You're cute and I liked what you had to say :-).
I'm 22/F/single and I'm lookin for a guy who is a little bit older or more mature than me. You say you're 100 and you're cute so I guess you're qualified :-)
(editors note: when I signed up for myspace, I listed Cedarville, OH as my hometown, and my birthdate as Jan 1 1906.)
Ok, so obviously this is spam. Because no 22 year old girl is ever looking for a 100 year old guy. But my favorite part was being called "cute" when these are the only two pictures on my myspace page:
posted by Big A @ 4:07 PM
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3 Comments:
hahahahaha.
i didn't know you had a myspace. its like you got this secret double life that i'm not allowed into.
don't feel bad, I"m not allowed in either.
In his other life, he and Krista don't have any kids, he plays professional soccer, lives in an Orlando condo, owns a Corvette(s), has a house keeping staff, and flies his own jet.
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