Monday, January 23, 2006

Thank You, Al Gore....

...For Inventing the Internet. It is the greatest invention of all time. Why? you ask - Because it has made possible the miracle of "working from home". For those of you who do not live in New England, it is snowing today. The roads are a mess, traffic is terrible, and it is just generally unpleasant to be out of the house. Instead of driving 85 miles to sit on my butt all day, surf the internet, answer emails (90% of which are personal) and stand around complaining about the Patriots and/or Red Sox, I can do all of the above from the comfort of my home office. I didn't have to get a shower, comb my hair, brush my teeth, put on clothes or any of the other menial, detestable tasks that one must generally do to make themselves presentable as a member of the general workforce.

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